juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

(via hateruess)

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

(via sweetmeadow)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via thornicating)

nonymoose:

let’s paint the town blood orange